About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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