if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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