I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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