C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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