Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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