I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Even the bartender felt bad for me
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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