my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Everything about him screamed your future.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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