the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Randomize
