no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Randomize
