You made me cry and you don't even care
i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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