you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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