proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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