I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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