Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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