Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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