All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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