i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
her facebook's as public as her vagina
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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