this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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