Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
You were trust falling into bushes
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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