you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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