I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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