they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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