Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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