Umm I'm too high to move.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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