This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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