You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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