I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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