i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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