Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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