Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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