I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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