in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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