i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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