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why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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