i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
So squirting runs in the family.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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