if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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