my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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