i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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