What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
