i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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