oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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