Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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