I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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