i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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