Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize