I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Randomize
