Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
