You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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