Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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