OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
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