Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Randomize