UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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