she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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