ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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