She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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