wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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